I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
