He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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