To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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