There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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