we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
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As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
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You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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