Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
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Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
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I need to calm my uterus...
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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