Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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