Whod you bang
i don't like sucking hair
My balls are so social today.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Randomize
