I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
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Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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