What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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