The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
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Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
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I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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