Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
You dont lie about slip and slides
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We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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