Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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