Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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