We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
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