Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (416): View more from Ontario

  i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (416): i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ? http://tfl.nu/m6rh
  Replies (9) Good night (593) Bad night (2504)
• Favorite

  (662): View more from Mississippi

  We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (662): We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety. http://tfl.nu/psgs
  Replies (14) Good night (4518) Bad night (796)
• Favorite

  (480): View more from Arizona

  Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (480): Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night. http://tfl.nu/uc8g
  Replies (6) Good night (4115) Bad night (921)
• Favorite

  (517): View more from Michigan

  Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (517): Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops. http://tfl.nu/nf4z
  Replies (9) Good night (4195) Bad night (821)
• Favorite

  (559): View more from California

  can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (559): can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock. http://tfl.nu/805r
  Replies (16) Good night (5806) Bad night (909)
• Favorite

  (252): View more from North Carolina

  Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (252): Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning http://tfl.nu/yyg5
  Replies (6) Good night (2026) Bad night (1127)
• Favorite

  (501): View more from Arkansas

  I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (501): I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to. http://tfl.nu/jfhh
  Replies (10) Good night (1048) Bad night (3234)
• Favorite

  (806): View more from Texas

  I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (806): I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza http://tfl.nu/jih1
  Replies (3) Good night (1416) Bad night (695)
• Favorite

  (970): View more from Colorado

  I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (970): I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you. http://tfl.nu/vise
  Replies (9) Good night (696) Bad night (3185)
• Favorite

  (701): View more from North Dakota

  They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (701): They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture. http://tfl.nu/7kma
  Replies (2) Good night (1257) Bad night (420)
• Favorite

  (973): View more from New Jersey

  Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (973): Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms. http://tfl.nu/spzh
  Replies (6) Good night (873) Bad night (451)
• Favorite

  (734): View more from Michigan

  She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (734): She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night. http://tfl.nu/qun7
  Replies (5) Good night (877) Bad night (569)
• Favorite

  (850): View more from Florida

  It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (850): It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance http://tfl.nu/dt1j
  Replies (6) Good night (358) Bad night (746)
• Favorite

  (858): View more from California

  There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (858): There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie. http://tfl.nu/bbcq
  Replies (5) Good night (1003) Bad night (266)
• Favorite

  (847): View more from Illinois

  Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (847): Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party. http://tfl.nu/n2f5
  Replies (6) Good night (360) Bad night (831)

Randomize