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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  are you wasted or are you getting laid?

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  ebdebdebdebd

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  wow

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid

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  Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...

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• (562): View more from California

  I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.

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