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(803): View more from South Carolina

I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass

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what???

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AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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(803): I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass (864): what??? (803): AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS http://tfl.nu/2t7d

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(714): View more from California

Ikea night.

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?

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Insert tab A into swedish slot B

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(714): Ikea night. (949): ? (714): Insert tab A into swedish slot B http://tfl.nu/q7ph

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME

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(724): As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME http://tfl.nu/k5kv

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(408): View more from California

I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.

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(408): I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing. http://tfl.nu/86sf

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(818): View more from California

I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.

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(818): I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got. http://tfl.nu/vmp4

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(916): View more from California

I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.

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(916): I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry. http://tfl.nu/7tx6

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(904): View more from Florida

Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.

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(904): Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again. http://tfl.nu/hcx3

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(712): View more from Iowa

You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.

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(712): You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you. http://tfl.nu/5ard

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(406): View more from Montana

Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.

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I'm not even gonna ask.

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(406): Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you. (1-406): I'm not even gonna ask. http://tfl.nu/42tt

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.

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(601): Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm. http://tfl.nu/epij

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(404): View more from Georgia

I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.

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(404): I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers. http://tfl.nu/2ka7

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug

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(267): I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug http://tfl.nu/3mhw

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort

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(978): .It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort http://tfl.nu/ljpb

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.

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(717): Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable. http://tfl.nu/afco

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(707): View more from California

WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"

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(707): WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!" http://tfl.nu/knx8

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