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I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with

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(415): I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with http://tfl.nu/jobl

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Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....

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(970): Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning..... http://tfl.nu/nrjr

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After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.

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(269): After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever. http://tfl.nu/nvrl

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Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?

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Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.

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(302): Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one? (845): Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides. http://tfl.nu/6dzh

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you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk

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(802): you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk http://tfl.nu/784w

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Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"

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(805): Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever" http://tfl.nu/wsl5

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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.

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(814): btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in. http://tfl.nu/zr2p

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Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.

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(715): Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober. http://tfl.nu/abtg

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i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself

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It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...

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(319): i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself (612): It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool... http://tfl.nu/lubj

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Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.

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(860): Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms. http://tfl.nu/d3j8

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It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.

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(206): It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights. http://tfl.nu/5zul

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We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.

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(248): We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on. http://tfl.nu/3utl

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Do you have paint?

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Paint? I wish

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OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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(352): Do you have paint? (727): Paint? I wish (727): OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING http://tfl.nu/qyml

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This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.

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(859): This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her. http://tfl.nu/8e8b

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I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits

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(301): I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits http://tfl.nu/pmw9

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