Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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