No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
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I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
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A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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