I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
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AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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