their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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