Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
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I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
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Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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