dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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