You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
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he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
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I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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