my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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