She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
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I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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