i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
now i know why i became what i already was.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
You ate ashes out of my bong