I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
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you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
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Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.