he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?