The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
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I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman