You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I think pants incapable of making pants work
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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