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i'm watching the fashion show on bravo

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you're cheating on project runway?

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if you can't score coke, you buy crack.

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(919): i'm watching the fashion show on bravo (262): you're cheating on project runway? (919): if you can't score coke, you buy crack. http://tfl.nu/k398

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gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill

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did you ask her what wine to pair it with?

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(305): gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill (970): did you ask her what wine to pair it with? http://tfl.nu/3bdr

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this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.

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(210): this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life. http://tfl.nu/lflc

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Hm. I declare blue a flavor.

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(843): Hm. I declare blue a flavor. http://tfl.nu/1q5w

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(313): View more from Michigan

Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.

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(313): Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings. http://tfl.nu/tdjs

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(309): View more from Illinois

This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.

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(309): This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend. http://tfl.nu/skkm

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(631): View more from New York

I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.

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(631): I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship. http://tfl.nu/vmw8

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(818): View more from California

So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth

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Gross

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AN ACTUAL PICKLE

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(818): So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth (323): Gross (818): AN ACTUAL PICKLE http://tfl.nu/hdiy

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(+33): View more from France

It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"

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(+33): It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year" http://tfl.nu/mi0c

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(510): View more from California

can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night

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(510): can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night http://tfl.nu/2hja

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Do I really need this much space in my mouth?

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Are you already high?

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(262): Do I really need this much space in my mouth? (414): Are you already high? http://tfl.nu/waj8

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

That's right. I did.

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You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.

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That's right. I did.

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(403): That's right. I did. (403): You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing. (403): That's right. I did. http://tfl.nu/55sv

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(914): View more from New York

You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?

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We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.

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(914): You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow? (216): We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans. http://tfl.nu/x8ub

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."

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(267): haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it." http://tfl.nu/wf20

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(512): View more from Texas

This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's

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(512): This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's http://tfl.nu/e5h3

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