i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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