im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
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I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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