Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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