dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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