At least make sure they are 18
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I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
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I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
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I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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