how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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