Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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