She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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