Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
you have to choose: penises or morals?
my shit smells like andre
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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