The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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