I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
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My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
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I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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