dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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