problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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