Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Randomize