You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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