in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
im holly from the hills drunk
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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