Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
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She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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