I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
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u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
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Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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