Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
honey bunches of taint.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
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What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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