Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
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Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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