Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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