I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
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Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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