'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I wish i was in the wii world.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
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I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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