Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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