using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
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I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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