4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
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On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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