ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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