He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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