Non-Jews are for practice
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I am naked and annoyed.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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