In the future we'll all be gay
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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