As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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