Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
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I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
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I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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