a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
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I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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